For those of you who can’t wait for the January 21st premiere of Lifetime’s TV movie Untouchable, starring Rob Lowe as former Chicago police officer and accused wife killer Drew Peterson, tide yourself over with imuntouchablebitch.com. The site, courtesy of MTV Hive editor and occasional Paper contributor Jessica Suarez, features the tail-end of the deeply weird, unintentionally (we hope) hilarious preview the network released a few weeks ago, in which a garage door opens to reveal Lowe muttering, “I’m untouchable, bitch” in a laconic DA BEARS Chicago accent. Watch it again and again and again! We know we will, bitch.
